#Float

 Length: 76 minutes Genres: horror

Summary: When a vlogger and her crew embark on their annual river float to commemorate the untimely loss of their friend, they are plunged into a life and death battle with a mysterious local, a sinister paranormal force, and their own fears.

Plot Twist? 

Back in the woods, Creepy removes the gag he somehow put on Dee and tells her “I’ve got the girl”, then leads her to some kind of underground storage shed deep in the woods, where he tells her Thea is inside, she’s safe.  Dee goes inside and Creepy locks her in.

Ending: 

Kali grabs Creepy’s keys off his belt and she and Thea run as fast as they can back to Creepy’s truck where Thea finds an iPhone charger in the glove compartment.  Kali is FINALLY able to plug in her now-dead phone and upload her video from that day.  She is IMMEDIATELY inundated with likes and comments and views and she’s suddenly realized her lifelong goal of being internet famous as she prepares to hit record again and #FLOAT ends and holy effing hell.

Notes - Thoughts

It had the look of a real life movie, complete with a budget and professionals doing their job.  At other times, it looked like the kind of stuff you and your friends would film when someone’s parents bought a video camera for the family for $100 at some discount electronics store in 1990.

Rating: Disliked